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SLOP

I'm the founder and writer of SLOP.
 
Here's the story...
 
Grown tired of pretentious and over-the-top lifestyle brands such as Gwyneth Paltrow's goop, I created a satirical lifestyle blog in 2018 that essentially "Onion-izes" the wellness world. 

The Onion + goop = SLOP (Sensible Living and Overpriced Products).

Today's unattainable beauty/travel/style/diet/zen 
standards and their patronizing rhetoric should continue to be lampooned. (I say "continue" as I realize I'm not the first to attempt this concept.)

But also, SLOP is not that deep. Mostly, the content is absurd, relatable, gross, somewhat highbrow, and probably offensive.

Click the SLOP image to view the site. Or visit @sloptilyoudrop on Instagram. 
 

© 2025 by Chelsie Hartness

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